Proposed Replacement Slogans for Korea: Sparkling!

HT to ROK Drop

• South Korea: Different from North Korea!
• South Korea: Land of Fruit-Vendors and Bat-shit Politicians
• South Korea: Can You Spot the Nork Spy?
• Korea: We Don't Read Our English T-Shirts Before We Buy Them...but You Can!
• South Korea: Schedule An Extra 7 Days for Quarantine!
• South Korea: Seriously, We DON'T all Look The Same. Come and See.
• South Korea: We'll Only Hate You If You Teach English
• The Korea Formerly Known As Sparkling!
• Korea: ________ (adjective)! We are very ______ (adjective)! Come ______(verb) in our ________ (place name)! Our ________ is spicy.
• Come to South Korea, so We Don't Have To Travel Abroad to Form Prejudices About People from Your Country!
• South Korea: More Polite Than China!
• Korea: HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I'M SORRY I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH!
• South Korea: Cleaner than Calcutta!
• Korea: Hub of Self-Aggrandizing Pronouncements
• South Korea: Cheaper than Japan, and Better at Women's Golf!
• Korea: Go Talk To The Foreigner, Young-mi!
• South Korea: No Longer a War-Torn Shithole!
• Do You Know Park Jisung?
• South Korea: Bigger Than Koreatown LA!
• Do You Know Korea?
• Korea Virus!
• Korea: Pushiest Christians in the World!
• Korea: Somebody Once Called Us The Polite Country To The East, And We've Been Holding Onto that For A While
• Korea: We Celebrate Every Special Occasion With Hot Girls In Short Skirts!

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